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My Generation: Episode 03 My Generation: Episode 03

Rated 0 / 5 stars October 4, 2006

Arfenhouse edition doesn't excuse theft.

Ok, not only did you try to steal the jokes from AHTM2 (and fail miserably), but you missed the point of the movie (which was primarily aimed at making fun of godawful sprite movies and blatant advertisements).



Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3 Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 26, 2005

ZOMG BEST EVAR

LOLZ BEST MOVIE EVAR. I <3 THIS!!!!.


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8-BytchFyveIsABytch 8-BytchFyveIsABytch

Rated 0 / 5 stars February 10, 2005

What the hell is this shit?

What? BLATANT RIPOFF!


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kind of like your shitty website, but better


8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack 8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 22, 2005

Zing.

Ziing.



Xombie: Chapter 3 Xombie: Chapter 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 4, 2004

Stupendous work.

Great flash movie. The timing was great, the graphics were great, and just an overall great movie. I thoroughly enjoyed parts one and two, and even this early in the series you're working towards an even deeper plotline.
Truely a standout flash.



TERRAIN: Chapter 2 TERRAIN: Chapter 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 8, 2003

My dear god.

This...this is simply mind blowing. It's like playing one of those old CDROM adventure games...only with more style and better drawings.
In two words, simply incredible.



P.O.F P.O.F

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars December 7, 2003

I can't fault your work.

Very interesting game, but it fails in two places.

Number one: the game is very repetitive and gets boring quick.

Number two: You can keep shooting the enemies after they have been destroyed. Looks like a coding error.

All in all however, the graphics were good, the sound was excellent, and the level design was innovative. As previously stated however, it's really repetitive. I'd recomend not moving up and down and concentrating on having interesting enemy movements.



-8-bit Candy Megamix- -8-bit Candy Megamix-

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars September 4, 2003

A lot better than I thought it was going to be.

When I first saw the title of this flash, I thought "oh, great, another 8BT ripoff movie.
I was pleasantly surprised to see this. While I know that sprite based movies are not the hardest to make, I know that this was a good movie, full of action, and corresponded well to the music.

Things to improve:
The Scene with Jackie Chan is a little long. Its one of the few lagging points in the movie.

And that's all I have to gripe about.

In short, nice job.



The Mattress Resprung 1/2 The Mattress Resprung 1/2

Rated 3 / 5 stars July 27, 2003

Funny, but needs some more visual candy.

Let me just start out by saying that this flash is probably not funny if you haven't seen The Matrix Reloaded yet.
I was impressed with the humor content, but disappointed with the drawings. They could have been better with a little more time.
All in all, nice work, but the drawings were quite bad.



Blast Your Enemies! Blast Your Enemies!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars July 19, 2003

Well, done, but still needs some work.

First I must say, this is a well done game that is not very large. I use dial up, so this is important to me (and NG in general).
Here are the flaws I noticed.
1) The cannon moves way too slow. This may be a personal preference but I found it annoying.
2) Make it absolutely clear in the instructions that you are supposed to kill EVERYTHING. I found myself almost wanting to let the people out.
3) I have no other gripes about it.

All in all, well done.